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i think yahtzee's style is ageing pretty fast, they are all so samey. its like he give out about something just for the sake of it.

 

hes getting to be a miserable old fuck and looks like one too! (if youve seen the pics of him).

 

and why do some people get banned, those hitlers at zero punctuation must be arseholes, they ban people for such un offensive comments.

 

I still like them, they can be relied on for at least one good laugh every episode.

 

The comments threads are generally full of retards, but I love that idiots get banned for posting "FIRST!".

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I like him because if something is shit, he will judge the game on it not go "well the gameplay is shit, it crashes when you jump, you can't aim and walk at the same time, but the character select screen and the intro movie is awesome! 9/10" like with most reviewers/gamers *cough*GTAIV*cough*

 

This is why most things he reviews sound negative because he doesn't gloss over the shit bits and just go with the hype.

 

For me making more of an emphasis on the bad points is better than spending page upon page about the life-like facial animations and the handling of the cars.

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Guest SlyEnemy
*cough*GTAIV*cough*

 

I like the way he gives the games a proper go before reviewing them too. :rolleyes:

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I like the way he gives the games a proper go before reviewing them too. :rolleyes:

 

I don't need to play it, a few people this week have said "You are right" so therefore I exist in my smug self importance that my word IS LAW!

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Guest skunko

you're wrong!

 

oh works both ways!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mod power abuse rules lolz! if only it could help the size of my tiny penis

Edited by skunko

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Guest SlyEnemy

He's already put words into my fingers once today too! I think the power has finally gone to Tachi's head.

 

Quick everyone, to the bunker!

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I didn't violate you, must have been one of the others.

 

Is there a full moon tonight or something?

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Guest skunko

I no longer feel safe in this place... everyone's against everyone and it's shrouded in mystery

 

It's like an episode of Lost but people still care

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He's already put words into my fingers once today too! I think the power has finally gone to Tachi's head.

 

Quick everyone, to the bunker!

 

Yeeeeeahh... Why would Tachi edit one of your posts to say how cool I am?

 

...And the penny drops.

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Yeeeeeahh... Why would Tachi edit one of your posts to say how cool I am?

 

...And the penny drops.

 

Well it can't have been you. You're not cool enough to do something that cool.

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Guest skunko
you're wrong!

 

oh works both ways!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mod power abuse rules lolz! if only it could help the size of my tiny penis

 

how odd...

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Guest Cherry_Death

I'm a huge fan of RPGs but I laughed my ass off at this. I find its funnier when he uses sweeping generalizations. Plus, a lot of what he said wasn't that far off, lol. Still love RPGs and this game tho :)

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Guest wholehole
I don't care if he liked the game or not, but the narrow-minded and blinkered dismissal of an entire genre of games was disappointing.

This is Yahtzee we're talking about right?

 

As usual, funny stuff and it's always nice to see someone willing to use the c-word :D

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Guest Toastie

tottally agree with him about JRPG's so stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Guest marthagogo

another shit review from yahtzee for oblivion.

 

it was too short, not funny at all, in fact he just sounded angry like he did one of those funny poos that you just cant fully finish & have to give up after 10 minutes of trying to wear it down with toilet roll.

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