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I'll likely be leaving at the crack of dawn on the Sunday. Can I get your address to please bingo.

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I'll likely be leaving at the crack of dawn on the Sunday. Can I get your address to please bingo.

Didnt you leave early from Twins one of the times? I seem to remember a big heart made out of beer bottles left as a parting message ????

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Right, PM's sent out to the drivers. Let me know if I missed you. With regards to parking, I can squeeze four cars onto my drive at a push, and my neighbour is away for the weekend (so we don’t need to worry about noise), and they have said we can use their drive too, so that is another two parking spaces.

 

 

One thing to note is the council are doing work on the pavements, and have setup shop opposite my house, so pulling onto my drive may require some skill.

 

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One thing to note is the council are doing work on the pavements, and have setup shop opposite my house, so pulling onto my drive may require some skill.

Sounds like an ASBO in the making...

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A likely story. I bet you have a thumb print on your head when we see you ;)

 

 

Nah she's been fine about it. I had a night out the other night and I missed the babies and was knackered by 10! As much as they're in a good routine it seems that I am too! Plus I got to bed at half 11 and I'm still struggling!

 

Genuinely is crunch time for uni though. Gotta hand in all my assessment documents on Monday!

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What time are you happy for people turning up, Jim?

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What time are you happy for people turning up, Jim?

 

Gemma and the girls will be heading off to the sister-in-laws at 4pm-ish, but I have the entire day off, so am good whenever really.

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Well, enjoy it fuckers! I'll be raising a glass to you at the wedding..

invite me to the Whatsapp group for live pics :A046:

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There's a WhatsApp group?

 

There is now. Can you PM your mobile numbers?

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get in!

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I got added and I'm not sure I remember giving Jim my number so I'm concerned and aroused...

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I got added and I'm not sure I remember giving Jim my number so I'm concerned and aroused...

 

 

I shared your details. He paid me. Fuck GDPR!

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Yeah pics or it didn't happen!

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Jimmy "I have personal experience of amputees"

 

Biggie "have you got a false cock?"

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Sorry guys I messed up. Mrs Bunpkin took me away for the weekend for my birthday. She forgot I booked it and paid money, so I had loads of sex instead. Sorry I missed it though.

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To be fair, we had plenty of sex too. Lots of sore heads and arseses.

Sorry we didn't meet...

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Home, showered and soooo fucking tired. WORTH IT!

 

Enjoyed every booze soaked minute.

 

Mario Tennis rocks. I need to play that online with you fuckers.

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So much fun!

 

Totally worth writing the car off for! Haven't laughed so much for a long time

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'I come live with you...'

'I have a gun...'

????

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next time make sure it doesn't clash with the only wedding I've been to in 20 years!

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Next time tell the bride and groom to reschedule. ;-)

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